Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

(Source: beautilation, via arya-starking)

lindsaylohanthony:

brooke, you’re the whore of charm school

fuck you monique loose some weight